A Gnarly Bit Of Fiction
The grand opening of The Shadow Brigade, the most outrageous month of frights you can find anywhere.
We have haunted houses, haunted trails, haunted mazes, and haunted trail rides. We even have a haunted river ride, so bring an extra set of clothes.
We are not for the faint of heart. Nor are we for children. Only those who are eighteen years of age or older may enter. All others will be eaten.
If you have reasonable complaints or issues, we will go out of our way to help you. If you have unreasonable complaints or issues, we will cut you into tiny pieces to feed our dogs. Either way, it doesn’t matter to us.
So come on over. We’re not that far away. We open at dusk every night through October. We close at dawn.
We hope to see you there. Don’t forget: bring all your friends
Tabitha Low 